them boyz r balanced.

i guess. they dont seem to attack you all crazy any more..might be too easy now?

COUPLE NEW ROOMS-PHOTON,THE WALL, GREYHOUND BUS STATION,FUNSCAPE,and uhhhh fuck. theres another one too, youll find it... new stuff to explore. might give you some new stuff...

oh if it isn't clear. TYPE X instead of examine, unless you like typing examine , but if not x tall grass is a breezy substitute for examine tall grass, i guess SEARCH works too.. search tall grass. man idk, do whatever you want.

OH and now theres a sanctuary room where creatures will 100% not SPAWN

so chill in there for a sec if you want.

npc dialoge is working better,

and.... NEW MAP

new map system

its better than the old map. Game was already tracking coordinates just for room spawn conditions, so map was pretty much plug and play. works when you find the mp3 player OR when you've explored at least 15 rooms. just type map or m whenever and itll show it to ya, even if it isn't unlocked itll give you an update on it.

also

MINIMAP

type minimap and the big one wont pop up, idk why youd need that, but its there cuz i couldn't decide on a big map or a little map as the ONE map youd get so i wrote em both in to test and so i figured fuck it, we'll just have two maps.

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm shit. i think thats it besides a bunch of dumb shit that doesn't effect game play or you at all. just random optimizations and white space clean ups and idk, dumb shit.

oh eat pills 100% works now, or better fucking work.

working on some more mini games to plug in here. TOOB-E is being a fucking BITCH. i swear to fucking christ, he will not fucking spawn. no matter what. put a whole new room in there for him to spawn (toob-e's tunnel). but the fucker will not spawn. i think i might have to rewrite it, but idk why its not working. works separately in test, just not when its extracted and embedded.

gonna add some new mp3s soon. there's a guy that works for 96x, and the radio station sent him to the south east asia somewhere on a helicopter and do a bunch of special ops missions for the modern rock radio station. then he gets back and he's super fat and cant explain it. BUT GUESS WHAT...he'll explain it all to you. and he's got alot to say about psychological warfare and mind based war theatre.

and then im putting PARSNIP back, but he's gonna be A BOSS later in the game. so brush up on your taft facts.

your huckleberry friend, dale

long couple days.

nearly full rebuild. did some js bullshit, updated some string handles, did some gs variable optimizations, and a bunch of other shit THAT FUCKING BROKE EVERYTHING and i had to start over. fuck it.

lots of changes.

parsnip is OUT!!! ( for the time being at least)

also MAP IS OUT!!!(for the time being at least)

come on, the map had no real functionality, its fucking random gen rooms, and im pretty sure the landmarks were buggy too. idk, it was just like a stupid luxury item basically. like, yes, my game DOES have a map...it near the chandelier.

i'm working on a roguelike map system with optional WASD controls, which should be cool. it looks alot better, i think.

also, thumb man should be less annoying.

NEW GUYS:

Safety Pup is a Milk Carton. He'll tell you everything you wanna fuckin know. EVERYTHING.

Zip Zip is some fuckin guy, he's got some cool shit to tell you.

Hot Taylor... Damn that boy crazy! wait till you hear what the kevins are up to.

GHOST OF DENNIS=yeah. some dead version of you shows up, you can trade him your health for shit like rifles and memory keys

oh TRASHMORE TRUTHER...wait till you find out whats really goin down over there.

they all have new music.

they are all gonna drop shit like carrots and rifle ammo, but im tired,and ill do it tmw

I have a full minigame that ill be integrating into the game as an npc encounter like Seasalts baseball game, but this time its a dude thats stuck in his tapeworm Mascot costume, and he's been there so long he forgot he was human so he's really into digestion and other worm hobbies, and you can play dice with him and gamble, and he cusses at you in Spanish. you can play that at /toob for now if you wanna test it out or whatever.

welp. im gonna go take a bath

your huckleberry friend dale

the crow boyz got added. two fuckin crow guys and they want your pills.

fixed a couple, spawn rates mostly.

listen heres the thing. its a dice roll. the game itself is a dice roll. sometimes you have shit luck. RESTART THE GAME. just refresh. if you dont like it refresh.

added some more music to this.

FINALLY fixed thumb man... mostly

he stills does dumb shit

also. big news. you can now use your mp3 player after VICTORY! so if you win and wanna listen to it again , go for it USE MP3 PLAYER WORKS after victory... only other function is RESTART THO, and you lose it again when you do that.

idk . open a new tab or something. keep it open forever

theres more rifles hangin around.

also if you aren't a liar, thumbman might give ya somethin nice

idk probably did some other stuff.

take it easy

your huckleberry friend, dale

So Seasalt got a music update.

so did a new special encounter with thermos after you unlock 3 memories...

that one is weird brother.

also rifles are spawning correctly.

and i made Kevins stop ganging up on you.

for some reason you can't examine carrots and socks. well...sometimes you can look at socks. idk. its chill. i'll fix it later.

so yeah. i think its only if parsnip shows up.

if you're in parsnip's alley and that fucker isn't there.. x[item] will probably work on the socks. and maybe the carrot. but that fucker is there alot. so good luck.

Speaking of parsnip. thumb man is supposed to be asking you more Taft questions than he is currently, i think there's something weird with his spawning conditions. i'll fix it later.

the mysterious mp3s i think might not be all the way working right, but like, you definitely get one. its not a huge deal. it might be some weird spawning limitation.

i fuckin hate spawn.

sike.

that shits cool.

uh so yeah i'll probably get on this shit later. we'll see.

dale